Arguably the best card I’ve ever received. #grammar #sexualinnuendo #naughtymail

rainbowsonar:

I’ve started “reviewing” things on Amazon.

Expectations

Without looking, I picked up the cup and drank. Its wrongness shocked me. It should have been effortless water. The thick, milky liquid was too thick, too warm, too sweet. It should have been tasty - but it was wrong.

Come to think of it, that’s what happened with you and me.

You’re not an unkind man or a poor lover. But you weren’t what I was expecting when I picked you up.

One of these boys cannot stand when the other one gets any attention. Guess which one.
#attentionwhore #smallcreaturesneedmorelove #funsized #poorMalaki #husky

longitudesandlatitudes:

YEAH!

We’re almost finished with Issue 3, and then after that, it’s a few more tweaks and then it’s off to Yaoi Con! We are SO excited, and we hope you are too! Because not only are we going to have a TON of new stuff, we’re going to have a raffle with all kinds of prizes, some you can never get again. Plus, BOTH of us will be there this year!

See you in San Fran~~!

WHEN MY PARENTS GET DRUNK

howdoiputthisgently:

IN HIGH SCHOOL:

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NOW:

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When my insurance agent asked why I’ve totaled yet another car…

When my friend gets back with her ex

bedsider:

Don’t forget—never forget—to say “I love you.” (We love you. And we also love Stevie Wonder.)

“I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say. I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story—I will. I will speak and share and fuck and love and I will never apologize to the frightened millions who resent that they never had it in them to do it. I stand here and I amazing, for you. Not because of you. I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you.”

Amy Schumer — YES YES YES!

♥♥♥ Thanks to Vulture for sharing these empowering words from Amy’s speech at the Gloria Awards and Gala.

“The most important thing, married or single, is that you can’t compare your life to overly simplified fantasy figures on TV, in movies, or in magazines. Every human being is unique. Every relationship is unique. If you’re in it, it’s your job to find out what’s unique about it. I don’t think you should be in a relationship and downgrade it because it doesn’t look the same as some Hollywood image.”
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “LOL.OMG.WTF. Sex advice from celebrities.” (via bedsider)
Hello Monday….

Hello Monday….

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Sooooooo funny! I’d pay a lot of money to spend a day on that set!

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calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

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calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.